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Monday, February 25, 2013

The Obligatory Post About Smells Like Teen Spirit

A.k.a, the song that officially kicked the Eighties' ass and sent it packing (I say "it" because, let's face it, if you had to assign the Eighties a gender, it would be pretty ambiguous), ushering in the weird and flannelly (shit, apparently that's a word) age of the underdog: The Nineties.

I didn't hear Smells Like Teen Spirit the way most people did.  Which... honestly kind of sucks.  I didn't have the "cool older brother" to tie me down and make me listen to the vinyl with the naked baby on the cover.  I didn't first "discover" it over the radio, though there's no way I didn't hear it in the car before then.  The first time I heard it and recognized it as Nirvana was off a laptop at the house of some dude I was only friends with for a summer before he became a rampant tool and, subsequently, a junkie and girlfriend-beater.

...Ya know, except for the laptop part, that sounded a lot more nineties when I actually wrote it.  Probably even more nineties when I tell you I was "trying out" for his "band", which so far consisted of him playing open chords and singing like what people think John Mayers sings like, a guy who "drummed" on various found objects, and a pianist without a piano.  And I was trying out on the harmonica.  And they had me "audition" to a rendition of Ms. Jackson by OutKast.

Where was I?  Yeah, laptop, stupid audition, guy who desperately wanted to be Kurt Cobain.  Did I mention that?  Well, he did, though you really couldn't tell by hearing him play.  So he's all "Have you heard of Nirvana?" and I'm like "Yeah, but I don't think I've heard their stuff" and he's all like "WHAT?!" (for good reason), whips out his MacBook, and we sit against a radiator and hop on YouTube.  Yeah, I wasn't enlightened until YouTube existed.  First video he pulled up was a live version of Sliver.  First experience with Nirvana that I knew as Nirvana and the first impression of them that would linger for probably about a year was "GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME, GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME, GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME, GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME".  And I fucking loved it.

So that song ended.  Then he says something like, "You have to have heard this one."  I reply with "Yeah, probably.  Lemme hear it."

If you've ever heard a mortar, there's this lull, a sort of sensation of sound and air being sucked out of the immediate vicinity that makes the ensuing explosion all the more jarring.  When I heard those power chords and mute notes, being strummed clean, that's exactly what I felt.

And then the explosion...  OH the fucking explosion.  Sounds sexual?  Well it is, goddammit.  I can't properly illustrate everything I felt that first time I heard that song (again, I'd probably heard it before, but this is my first time paying attention).  It's probably what defined the music I love and the music I (hope I) play from that moment forward: riff-powered, hook-filled mood-mash that blurs genre lines.  I remember, in some form or another, this thought passed through my mind: "This is what music is supposed to be."

Hmm...  I expected this to have more of an ending.  Or at least a denouement of some kind.  Well, thesis is, Smells Like Teen Spirit remains my all-time favorite song and it still kicks 5 minutes of ass, every time.  That song alone, though my friendship with that guitarist would die, as would so many others I'd formed that summer, opened many a door for me and musical growth.

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